Recently, the internet has been all abuzz about a “Pizza Soup”. If you haven’t already heard of it, check out that link and tell me what you think earned my ire. Don’t worry, I’ll wait…
Right, you’re back. If you haven’t already noticed. That’s not “Pizza soup”. That’s a lie in a bowl, is what it is. Sorry for the language, mother, but that’s bullshit. It’s a tomato soup with cheese. Any idiot can make that. Go get a can of tomato soup, grate some cheese on top and become an internet sensation. I’m sure it’s delicious, but it’s not pizza soup.
You know what pizza is?
That. That is what pizza is. Where is the dough in that other one? Nowhere, that’s where. So you haven’t made pizza soup you absolute sap. You’ve made soup. You’ve also made a massive mess by the looks of things but I’m not a hypocrite, so we’re even on that one.
I can’t honestly tell you why this irked me so much. I think a part of it was the fact that it looked like a really nice tomato soup recipe, which they then proceeded to cover in cheese. A fact which I am more than happy to get on board with.
If they had told me “Here’s a tomato soup with cheese and it’s tasty” I would have looked at it, nodded my head in approval and gone about my day. Hell, I probably would have had a crack at making it myself.
Instead, I was sold a bill of goods and, quite frankly, I am here to collect.
The only solution to this egregious waste of my time is simple. I’m going to make a Pizza Soup and share the recipe with you all. Because I may not be the hero you want right now but I am the one you deserve.
The first thing you’re going to need is to head over to my pizza dough recipe and whip that up. As you can see, I’m not screwing around. There’s going to be dough in my pizza soup and it’s going to be goddamn delicious.
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